J.H. Pell

J.H. Pell

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The 21 Stages of Kirkman's Paranoiac Thanatophoria

October 27, 2014 by JH Pell in words

Removed another finger today. Unclear how much longer I will be able to keep up this account. Contact was minimal but I cannot take chances. Cauterized.

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Elaborate Hoax

October 18, 2014 by JH Pell in words

Here he comes now

I'm sorry

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October 18, 2014 /JH Pell
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Mercy

October 13, 2014 by JH Pell in words

"There's a lady is sick!" The other boy blurts. "Dying!"

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October 13, 2014 /JH Pell
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How We Knew They Were not Stone, but Angels, Falling

September 17, 2014 by JH Pell in words

The Ray house is the only one still standing on Caryton hill when Vic and her girls come screaming up it in their old Jeep Cherokee.

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September 17, 2014 /JH Pell
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Dead Eight

August 31, 2014 by JH Pell in words

Anton Pike had stale Wheaties for breakfast, and then he was hit by a bus, and then he died, and none of those was the worst thing to happen to him that day. The worst was the girl in the bear hat and her lucky numbers; but that is getting ahead of things.

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August 31, 2014 /JH Pell
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More Red than Wine, More Black than Blood

August 16, 2014 by JH Pell in words

Quintus arrived last and late—but there are things a man needs to do before undertaking an exorcism, and those things can't be rushed. 

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August 16, 2014 /JH Pell
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New Model Amy

August 10, 2014 by JH Pell in words

I had always imagined that when the time came for Lord Brian to upgrade me, I would feel a sort of satisfied resignation. The sort of feeling one might have after retiring from a life spent pursuing a difficult, but loved, profession. I imagined even feeling a nonsensical sorrow at the prospect that I would, somehow, miss him when I was gone.

As it turns out, though, to my very great surprise, I am angry. 

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August 10, 2014 /JH Pell
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What the Highway Prefers

August 01, 2014 by JH Pell in words

If you drive the Maricopa Freeway through the scrub south of Tempe, and you stop just where the mountains begin to flicker on the horizon to the west, and you get out of the car and walk towards them for an hour, you might find me.

Please don't.

Please don't, Mary.

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August 01, 2014 /JH Pell
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How I got kicked out of the 12th grade before first bell, a novel, by B.A. Jameson

July 18, 2014 by JH Pell in words

I know she means trouble the minute she walks in to homeroom.

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July 18, 2014 /JH Pell
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The Brass Egg

July 13, 2014 by JH Pell in words

There are places where a man goes to be silent among other men. Other places, a man goes to talk, or to hear other men talk, about war or women, the sea or the sky. I had been spending too much time in the first kind of place, in the years since I had lost my arm and the better part of my right lung in the air over New France. I was in danger of becoming an old soldier's ghost before I had the chance to become an old soldier. I did not much resist, then, when André, a friend of recent acquaintance, dragged me into the raucous confines of the Grouper's Nest.

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Beneath One Wall, Inside Another

June 27, 2014 by JH Pell in words

When the news broke of protestors dancing on the wall, I knew immediately that I would have to return to Berlin. It wasn't the wall that drew me, though, or at least it was not that wall, and so I waited almost a year before I bought my ticket. I waited until I heard that the station had reopened.

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June 27, 2014 /JH Pell
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The Signs, When They Come, Come Different

June 23, 2014 by JH Pell in words

When Buck tossed his letter on the kitchen table, I knew my days as a single girl were over. He didn't need to open it. All we needed to see was the color. Puke yellow. My brother was going to war, and there was nothing we could do about it.

 

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June 23, 2014 /JH Pell
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Tuxedo (No. 2)

June 15, 2014 by JH Pell in words

Walt Zimmer watched the rocket go up on the hotel TV. Assembling the rifle was taking longer than usual. He probably should have waited to hit the mini-bar until after the assignment, but he never could resist a martini or two.

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June 15, 2014 /JH Pell
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Once again, Lorelei

June 06, 2014 by JH Pell in words

The weekend after the funeral, we go down to the coast to open the house. My daughter did not leave a will—who expects to die at twenty-three? So it all devolves upon me and her father. The house. The debts. The unfinished canvasses, the cans of beans in the kitchen cabinet, the tenacious infestation of mice that she mentioned practically every time she called. Not the car. Of course.

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June 06, 2014 /JH Pell
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A Key for Worlds

May 30, 2014 by JH Pell in words

Amazing, the things that wind up under little girls' beds. Discarded toys. Dried-up gum. Boxes of buttons and feathers and pictures cut out of magazines. And once, just once: the music.

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May 30, 2014 /JH Pell
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100 Words of Fuck Cancer

May 25, 2014 by JH Pell in words

He was not quite forty when he started shitting black blood. 

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May 25, 2014 /JH Pell
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Hefty hero's foul-mouthed rant--caught on tape!

May 23, 2014 by JH Pell in words

Once upon a time, there was a fat girl who wanted to save the world, and-- No, that's not quite it.

Once upon a time, there were no superheroes, and then there were, and then--

No.

New York, that's where to begin.

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May 23, 2014 /JH Pell
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From the journals of Dr. Édouard Béliveau, Aug. 2nd, 1915

May 23, 2014 by JH Pell in words

History crawls across the dead cities of Mars, darkens their tunnels, rides their manufactured winds like a dandelion seed.

I cannot tell you how terrifying this is.

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Buddy sits in a booth

May 23, 2014 by JH Pell in words

Buddy sits in a booth with a view of the door and he drinks the terrible coffee and hopes his bruises aren't showing yet.

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Four Acrobats and a Moon

May 23, 2014 by JH Pell in words

I should have looked at their ears before I started wanting things in front of them. Isn't hindsight the best ever?

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